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"I would like to be remembered as someone who could make people laugh.

I would just like to be remembered really." ~ dm.

* You think you know, but you have no idea.
* Better alone, than poorly accompanied.
* You can't make a person love you. You can only stalk them and hope for the best.
* You can lead a fool to wisdom, but you can't make him think.
* Dont worry about your enemies. Its hard enough to depend on your friends.
* Sometimes, it just takes one thing to put life into perspective.

“You see Bob, I'm not lazy. It's that I just don't care.” Office Space

"It's like in the great stories, Mr. Frodo. The ones that really mattered. Full of darkness and danger they were. And sometimes you didn't want to know the end because how could the end be happy? How could the world go back to the way it was when so much bad had happened? But in the end, it's only a passing thing, this shadow." * Samwise Gamgee, LOTR.

"How do you pick up the threads of an old life? How do you go on when in your heart you begin to understand there is no going back?" * Frodo Baggins, LOTR.

“Even darkness must pass. A new day will come. And when the sun shines, it will shine out the clearer. Those were the stories that stayed with you. That meant something, even if you were too small to understand why. But I think, Mr. Frodo, I do understand. I know now. Folk in those stories had lots of chances of turning back, only they didn't. They kept going because they were holding on to something.”

“What are we holding onto, Sam?”

“There's some good in this world, Mr. Frodo. And it's worth fighting for.” Samwise Gamgee & Frodo Baggins, LOTR.

Phoebe: We have to celebrate! You know what we should do, we should do a soap opera theme!
Chandler: Hey, yeah! We could all sleep together and then one of us could get amnesia!
* Friends, Episode 210

Chandler: Funniest guy she’s ever met? I’m funny, right? What do you know, you’re a door! You just like knock-knock jokes! Ha-ha-ha. Save it for inside.
* Friends, Episode 906

Chandler: You know what’s weird? Donald Duck never wore pants, but whenever he’s getting out of the shower, he always put a towel around his waist. I mean, what is that about?
* Friends, Episode 302

Ross: … I have to go to China.
Joey: The country?
Ross: No, no, this big pile of dishes in my mom’s breakfront. Do you guys know who Carl is?
Chandler: Uh, let’s see… Alvin… Simon… Theodore… no.
Ross: Well, Rachel’s having drinks with him tonight.
Joey: Oh, no! How can she do that when she’s never shown any interest in you?
Chandler: Forget about her.
Joey: He’s right, man. Please. Move on. Go to China. Eat Chinese food.
Chandler: Course there, they just call it food.
* Friends, Episode 124

Joey: Wow, that was kind of brutal.
Phoebe: Well, okay, let this be a lesson to all of you, all right. Once you, once you betray me, I become like the ice woman, ya’ know? Very cold, hard, unyielding, ya’ know nothing, nothing can penetrate this icy exterior. Can I have a tissue, please?
* Friends, Episode 314

Chandler: Well, thank you for lunch.
Rachel: Well, wait a minute...I didn't pay, I thought you paid.
Chandler: So, apparently we just don't pay for food anymore.
* Friends, Episode 711

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